jasminemdeleon:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

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#tumblrtime

#tumblrtime


🍭🍬🍫

🍭🍬🍫


My #tfios painting

My #tfios painting


SOCIAL SKILLS 101

"bless you"
“that was a cough”
“unbless you”


my social skills

i was in mcdonalds & this little kid asked me my name & i got nervous and just said “happy thanksgiving”


if you don’t quote white chicks or mean girls we can’t be friends


Imma boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Imma boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

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HOMECOMING

how do ppl ask their dates to homecoming/prom like i cant even order my food without having an anxiety attack


nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

image

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